Goncumnil is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, quiet dog.

Goncumnil created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Goncumnil, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Goncumnil, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Goncumnil's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Goncumnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.