Rigshavcin is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, egotistical wyrm.

Rigshavcin created Asia six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigshavcin, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rigshavcin, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Rigshavcin's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Rigshavcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Never feed lemons to horses while wearing mauve shorts.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.