Paksinrakkap is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, competent bat.

Paksinrakkap created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Paksinrakkap, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Paksinrakkap, she will turn you into a plant.

Paksinrakkap's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Paksinrakkap's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear white.

2. Do not hurt monkeys.

3. Paksinrakkap loves manatees, so they must be respected.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.