Vildubfly is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, amazing jackal.

Vildubfly created dark energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vildubfly, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vildubfly, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vildubfly's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Vildubfly's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple mites, for they are unholy.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Vildubfly.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not kill aardvarks.

5. Vildubfly loves sheep, so they must be honoured.