Hanomtced is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, merciless fairy.

Hanomtced created the planet Mars three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanomtced, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hanomtced, she will refuse to believe in you.

Hanomtced's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Hanomtced's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Never run in the presence of cats.

3. You must never eat melons.

4. Sharks are not to be trusted.

5. Always look after injured capybaras.