Komstikfat is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, flying hedgehog.

Komstikfat created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komstikfat, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Komstikfat, it will not care.

Komstikfat's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Komstikfat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

2. Retreat if eight monkeys approach from the west.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

4. Never jump in the presence of sheep.

5. Always stare at clouds.