Appbopmip is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tiresome squirrel.

Appbopmip created the Cigar Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Appbopmip, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Appbopmip, he will destroy your home solar system.

Appbopmip's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Appbopmip's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always treat moths with great respect.