Biflidcub is a god.

It takes the form of a large, merciless newt.

Biflidcub created the planet Jupiter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Biflidcub, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Biflidcub, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Biflidcub's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Biflidcub's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

2. Feed all hungry great tits.

3. Biflidcub must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never eat bark.