Largmincit is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, grumpy monkey.

Largmincit created the solar system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largmincit, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Largmincit, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Largmincit's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Largmincit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always help moths.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Never talk about fire.