Tailpomzan is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unfair dragonfly.

Tailpomzan created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailpomzan, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Tailpomzan, she will send you a sign.

Tailpomzan's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Tailpomzan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick rats.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. You must never eat corn.

4. Tailpomzan loves cats, so they must be honoured.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.