Jadbafyarp is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, loving
lizard.
Jadbafyarp created oxygen seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Jadbafyarp, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Jadbafyarp, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Jadbafyarp's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.
Jadbafyarp's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about melons.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Do not kill manatees.