Jadbafyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, loving lizard.

Jadbafyarp created oxygen seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadbafyarp, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jadbafyarp, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Jadbafyarp's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Jadbafyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about melons.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not kill manatees.