Catzengof is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, idiotic goblin.

Catzengof created the Sol system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Catzengof, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Catzengof, it will ignore you.

Catzengof's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Catzengof's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Never paint your chest blue.

5. You must pray to Catzengof six times a day.