Nulfittenpakdun is a god.

It takes the form of a large, dishonest goblin.

Nulfittenpakdun created the cosmos four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulfittenpakdun, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nulfittenpakdun, it will send minions to preach to you.

Nulfittenpakdun's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Nulfittenpakdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Never feed lentils to ants while wearing green dresses.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.