Wonzedbag is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, capable parrot.

Wonzedbag created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wonzedbag, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Wonzedbag, it will not invite you to parties.

Wonzedbag's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Wonzedbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always stare at clouds.