Zedsabwee is a god.

It takes the form of a large, self-confident jaguar.

Zedsabwee created Asia six billion years ago.

If you believe in Zedsabwee, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zedsabwee, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Zedsabwee's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Zedsabwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt turtles.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never mention sheep.

5. Always wear gray.