Cambissven is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, almighty bear.

Cambissven created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cambissven, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cambissven, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cambissven's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Cambissven's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from purple eagles for they are unholy.

2. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. You must love Cambissven.

5. Never run near foxes.