Hablitrul is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, boastful wren.

Hablitrul created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Hablitrul, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hablitrul, she will think nothing of it.

Hablitrul's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Hablitrul's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always help great tits in need.

5. Never paint your legs turquoise.