Dunpaszod is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, two-faced donkey.

Dunpaszod created the cosmos nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dunpaszod, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dunpaszod, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dunpaszod's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Dunpaszod's Holy Commandments

1. Put Dunpaszod first in all things.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.