Rat is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unjust alligator.

Rat created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rat, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rat, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Rat's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Rat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mites.

2. Worship no other gods but Rat.

3. Do not speak about bread.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Retreat if five whales approach from the south.