Renjatspag is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, bad-tempered warg.

Renjatspag created light four million years ago.

If you believe in Renjatspag, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Renjatspag, it will make you grow a tail.

Renjatspag's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Renjatspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

3. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

4. Always look after injured doves.

5. Erect five platinum sculptures of Renjatspag on top of important buildings.