Janfedgutlid is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, almighty mink.

Janfedgutlid created the planet Mars eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Janfedgutlid, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Janfedgutlid, it will boil you in a big pot.

Janfedgutlid's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Janfedgutlid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always look after injured tapirs.

4. Never think ill of sick moths.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.