Flowmanyok is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witless dugong.

Flowmanyok created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Flowmanyok, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flowmanyok, she will turn you into a duck.

Flowmanyok's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Flowmanyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Run away from brown foxes, for they are unholy.

5. Never sing in the presence of moths.