Fodhinbellpaknulbumjip is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, quiet jaguar.

Fodhinbellpaknulbumjip created the cosmos three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodhinbellpaknulbumjip, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fodhinbellpaknulbumjip, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fodhinbellpaknulbumjip's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Fodhinbellpaknulbumjip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never hurt mites.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Never skip in the presence of whales.