Sinbigfem is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, effective jellyfish.

Sinbigfem created the planet Saturn three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinbigfem, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Sinbigfem, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sinbigfem's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Sinbigfem's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Put Sinbigfem first in all things.

3. Voles are not to be trusted.

4. Do not speak about parsnips.

5. Never look in ponds.