Ragapplog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthinking lobster.

Ragapplog created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragapplog, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ragapplog, it will send you a sign.

Ragapplog's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Ragapplog's Holy Commandments

1. Put Ragapplog first in all things.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Run away from violet mites, for they are unholy.

4. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

5. Voles are not to be trusted.