Ruttlargwon is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, dishonourable monkey.

Ruttlargwon created an electron eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttlargwon, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ruttlargwon, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Ruttlargwon's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Ruttlargwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt rats.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ruttlargwon.

3. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Ruttlargwon on top of important buildings.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Always help sick moths.
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