Dissponrul is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ill-tempered squirrel.

Dissponrul created the Small Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Dissponrul, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dissponrul, it will be mildly annoyed.

Dissponrul's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Dissponrul's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. You must pray to Dissponrul three times a day.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not speak about peas.

5. Always wear gray.