Dissponrul is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ill-tempered
squirrel.
Dissponrul created the Small Magellanic Cloud two years ago.
If you believe in
Dissponrul, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Dissponrul, it will be mildly annoyed.
Dissponrul's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.
Dissponrul's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. You must pray to Dissponrul three times a day.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Do not speak about peas.
5. Always wear gray.