Damflagsid Nadgetlip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-assured giraffe.

Damflagsid Nadgetlip created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Damflagsid Nadgetlip, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Damflagsid Nadgetlip, it will not invite you to parties.

Damflagsid Nadgetlip's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Damflagsid Nadgetlip's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Damflagsid Nadgetlip four times a day.

2. Never eat limes.

3. Damflagsid Nadgetlip loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

4. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.