Tipdidmet is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, fussy goblin.

Tipdidmet created vertebrates five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tipdidmet, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tipdidmet, she will turn you into a worm.

Tipdidmet's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Tipdidmet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Otters are not to be trusted.

4. Always treat geese with great respect.

5. Never talk about nebulae.
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