Bugwabzod is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, flying cobra.

Bugwabzod created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugwabzod, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bugwabzod, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bugwabzod's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Bugwabzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Bugwabzod must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not speak about carrots.

4. Never talk about tortoises.

5. Do not kill snakes.