Padhugwot is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, proud hippopotamus.

Padhugwot created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Padhugwot, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Padhugwot, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Padhugwot's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Padhugwot's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Hide from fawn horses for they are unholy.

4. Do not kill cats.

5. You must never eat grapes.