Padhugwot is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, proud
hippopotamus.
Padhugwot created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Padhugwot, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Padhugwot, it will turn you into a giant slug.
Padhugwot's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.
Padhugwot's Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Hide from fawn horses for they are unholy.
4. Do not kill cats.
5. You must never eat grapes.