Dinlenfed Kabtettiquamstikzen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, irritating wyvern.

Dinlenfed Kabtettiquamstikzen created dark energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dinlenfed Kabtettiquamstikzen, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dinlenfed Kabtettiquamstikzen, he will strike you with lightening.

Dinlenfed Kabtettiquamstikzen's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Dinlenfed Kabtettiquamstikzen's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snails with great respect.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Worship no other gods but Dinlenfed Kabtettiquamstikzen.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always stare at clouds.