Gunlitnart is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, capable troll.

Gunlitnart created a quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gunlitnart, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gunlitnart, she will not care at all.

Gunlitnart's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Gunlitnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never run in the presence of rats.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never hurt nematodes.