Foddadmip is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, unthoughtful clam.

Foddadmip created dark energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Foddadmip, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Foddadmip, she will not care at all.

Foddadmip's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Foddadmip's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three pigs approach from the north.

2. You must love Foddadmip.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Do not kill nematodes.