Kopsomwannabpod is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, self-assured grasshopper.

Kopsomwannabpod created the Whirlpool Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Kopsomwannabpod, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kopsomwannabpod, it will turn you into a goat.

Kopsomwannabpod's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Kopsomwannabpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Kopsomwannabpod's name in vain.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.