Omin is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, temperamental slug.

Omin created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Omin, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Omin, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Omin's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Omin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five goats approach from the west.

2. Never run in the presence of voles.

3. Omin loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never eat peas.