Stafcaddag is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, selfish dragon.

Stafcaddag created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stafcaddag, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stafcaddag, he will torture you forever.

Stafcaddag's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Stafcaddag's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near capybaras.

2. Never eat figs.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Hide from brown goats for they are unholy.