Gudgebhas is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, witty spider.

Gudgebhas created a strange quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudgebhas, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gudgebhas, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Gudgebhas' most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Gudgebhas' Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always look after injured tapirs.

3. Doves are not to be trusted.

4. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

5. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.