Soggovsterlog Zaggundod is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, slow pig.

Soggovsterlog Zaggundod created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Soggovsterlog Zaggundod, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Soggovsterlog Zaggundod, he will send you a sign.

Soggovsterlog Zaggundod's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Soggovsterlog Zaggundod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never paint your legs blue.

3. Soggovsterlog Zaggundod must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Put Soggovsterlog Zaggundod first in all things.