Vangabcud is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, witty dragon.

Vangabcud created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vangabcud, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vangabcud, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Vangabcud's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Vangabcud's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Feed all hungry snails.