Hunjonlippin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, smart centipede.

Hunjonlippin created the Sun eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunjonlippin, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hunjonlippin, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Hunjonlippin's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Hunjonlippin's Holy Commandments

1. Put Hunjonlippin first in all things.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never eat garlic.