Cebceplarn Bidwotbidcedsat is a god.

He takes the form of a small, charitable squirrel.

Cebceplarn Bidwotbidcedsat created the solar system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebceplarn Bidwotbidcedsat, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cebceplarn Bidwotbidcedsat, he will turn you into a dog.

Cebceplarn Bidwotbidcedsat's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Cebceplarn Bidwotbidcedsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not dye your hair red.

4. Cebceplarn Bidwotbidcedsat must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.