Farnrawtarg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, benevolent newt.

Farnrawtarg created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Farnrawtarg, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Farnrawtarg, she will cry a lot.

Farnrawtarg's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Farnrawtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. You must love Farnrawtarg.

4. Do not speak about gooseberries.

5. Never play with disobedient children.