Hancednat is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, humorless dragonfly.

Hancednat created matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hancednat, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hancednat, it will turn you into a goat.

Hancednat's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Hancednat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

2. Hancednat loves sheep, so they must be respected.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always look after injured ants.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.