Nablogzig is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, able aardvark.

Nablogzig created light nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nablogzig, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nablogzig, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Nablogzig's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Nablogzig's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always treat turtles with great respect.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never bounce in the presence of great tits.

5. Fast once a month.