Babdussnabkip Hotjinhud is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unjust lion.

Babdussnabkip Hotjinhud created the Sol system four years ago.

If you believe in Babdussnabkip Hotjinhud, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Babdussnabkip Hotjinhud, it will torture you forever.

Babdussnabkip Hotjinhud's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Babdussnabkip Hotjinhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet black.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Never mention sheep.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.