Yogjapfarncet is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, moody hyena.

Yogjapfarncet created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogjapfarncet, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yogjapfarncet, it will turn you into a puffin.

Yogjapfarncet's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Yogjapfarncet's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear pink kilts.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Do not hurt mites.