Funhenjat is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, passionate turtle.

Funhenjat created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Funhenjat, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Funhenjat, it will strike you with lightening.

Funhenjat's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Funhenjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Funhenjat.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Do not dye your hair mauve.