Titmadgab is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, loving eagle.

Titmadgab created a top quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Titmadgab, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Titmadgab, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Titmadgab's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Titmadgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always help shrews in need.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Hide from gray squirrels for they are unholy.