Benkapdam is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, caring unicorn.

Benkapdam created the universe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Benkapdam, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Benkapdam, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Benkapdam's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Benkapdam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Benkapdam.

3. Never mention rats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.